Naked Girls Reading presents
CAKE VS DEATH
Wednesday, May 21st at 9:00 pm



"‘Cause, "Cake or death?" That's a pretty easy question. Anyone could answer that." 
- Eddie Izzard

On Wednesday May 21st we attempt to solve history's greatest dilemma, as Naked Girls Reading presents CAKE VS DEATH. It's marzipan versus murder, frosting versus the final rest, and the Grim Reaper versus ganache. Angel food goes head-to-head with the Dark Angel in this, the epic literary battle for the ages!

Host Nasty Canasta is joined by Evelyn Vinyl, the Naked Librarian Barbara Gordon and Magdalena Fox, as the Naked Girls present their in-the-buff literary evidence: Will it be cake or curtains? Dessert or death? Hear both sides of this great debate at Naked Girls Reading CAKE VS DEATH!


at Under St. Marks - 94 St. Marks Place, NYC
Tickets: $25 | 2 for $40

Seating is limited - advance purchase recommended
 CLICK HERE or call 212-868-4444
Naked Girls Reading presents
SMÖRGÅSBORD!
Wednesday, April 16th at 9:00 pm



It's readers' choice, as Naked Girls Reading presents SMÖRGÅSBORD! Join some of our favorite Naked Girls as they present a buffet of their most beloved books ever: from classics to contemporary fiction, children's literature to poetry, scripts, lyrics and more - anything goes!

Find out what the Naked Girls curl up with, and just what makes these books such favorites! Host Nasty Canasta and readers Creamy Stevens, Gal Friday and Sapphire Jones will share the literature they love to love at Naked Girls Reading SMÖRGÅSBORD! 

Second helpings are encouraged.


at Under St. Marks - 94 St. Marks Place, NYC
Tickets: $25 | 2 for $40

Seating is limited - advance purchase recommended
 CLICK HERE or call 212-868-4444
Naked Girls Reading presents
FANTASY!
Wednesday, March 19th at 9:00 pm



This March, go into the wardrobe, through the looking glass, and all the way to Middle-Earth at Naked Girls Reading FANTASY! Join the hit nude literary salon for an evening of figments and illusions, chimeras and daydreams, magical creatures and impossible landscapes.

Hail a passing dragon, speak the charm, or just click your heels three times - but don't miss out as host Nasty Canasta and Naked Girls Anja Keister, Velocity Chyaldd and special guest Ludella Hahn share some magic words at Naked Girls Reading FANTASY!


Wingéd horse parking validated at the door.


at Under St. Marks - 94 St. Marks Place, NYC
Tickets: $25 | 2 for $40

Seating is limited - advance purchase recommended
 CLICK HERE or call 212-868-4444
Naked Girls Reading presents
WORLD LEADERS
Monday, February 17th at 9:00 pm



This Presidents' Day celebrate the people who made history, as Naked Girls Reading presents WORLD LEADERS! Join the hit nude literary salon for an evening of inspiring biography, stirring speeches, and some of the less-exalted moments of the women and men in charge - from around the globe and throughout history.

From presidents to prime ministers, from protesters to princesses: host Nasty Canasta and Naked Girls Darlinda Just Darlinda, Legs Malone and Stormy Leather will share the words of the people who shape the world, at Naked Girls Reading WORLD LEADERS.


at Under St. Marks - 94 St. Marks Place, NYC
Tickets: $25 | 2 for $40

Seating is limited - advance purchase recommended
 CLICK HERE or call 212-868-4444
Naked Girls Reading presents
SPIES LIKE US
Wednesday, January 15th at 9:00 pm



Go undercover with Naked Girls Reading at SPIES LIKE US. Join the hit nude literary salon for an evening of double agents, state secrets, codes and cyphers as the Naked Girls embark on their most dangerous mission yet: to heat up the Cold War with the best of literature's agents provocateurs, from Christopher Marlowe to Jason Bourne.

Host Nasty Canasta and Naked Girls Gal Friday, RunAround Sue and Barbara Gordon, The Naked Librarian will share tales of espionage for your eyes only, at Naked Girls Reading: SPIES LIKE US.


This month's event will also feature a special reading from the 2013 Naked Girls Reading Literary Honors winner Killing Williamsburg. Brooklyn-based author Bradley Spinelli will be on hand to sign copies of his novel.

at Under St. Marks - 94 St. Marks Place, NYC
Tickets: $20 | 2 for $35

Seating is limited - advance purchase recommended
 CLICK HERE or call 212-868-4444
Naked Girls Reading presents
the 5th annual reading of Charles Dickens'
A CHRISTMAS CAROL
Wednesday, December 18th at 9:00 pm



Naked Girls Reading stuffs your stocking with an extra-hot winter treat: their fifth annual reading of Charles Dickens' holiday classic A Christmas Carol.  Host Nasty Canasta (declared by the New York Times to be "perhaps the loveliest and certainly the nudest Scrooge in history") leads an all-star cast of exhibitionists in an in-the-buff reading of this special version of A Christmas Carol, just as Dickens himself originally performed it - although perhaps a bit more naked. For December only Naked Girls Reading will move to the spacious Kraine Theater, where guests to the salon are invited to relax and raise a glass with the Naked Girls in celebration of the holidays.

"Dickens himself invented so many of our most cherished Christmas traditions," says Nasty, "and I'm sure he'd want to be part of this newest one. I'm certain he'll be standing in spirit right at our ... elbows." Join Anja Keister, Hazel Honeysuckle and Aria Vines in a celebration of the true meaning of the holidays: give the gift of full-frontal literature to a loved one - or yourself! - and don't miss out on any of the joys of the season.

SPECIAL LOCATION • DECEMBER ONLY:

at The Kraine Theater - 85 E. 4th St, NYC
Tickets: $20 | 2 for $35

Seating is limited - advance purchase recommended
 CLICK HERE or call 212-868-4444
Naked Girls Reading presents
SPOILER ALERT!
Wednesday, November 20th at 9:00 pm


This November, the Naked Girls give it all away as Naked Girls Reading presents SPOILER ALERT! Join the hit nude literary salon for an evening of plot twists, unexpected deaths, secrets and surprises as the Naked Girls skip right to the juicy details. Nothing is sacred, from classic literature to contemporary bestsellers.

You might not see it coming, but you will see it all: host Nasty Canasta and Naked Girls Jenny C'est Quoi, Leda Gaytrix and Cherry Pitz will reveal everything, at Naked Girls Reading: SPOILER ALERT!



at Under St. Marks - 94 St. Marks Place, NYC
Tickets: $20 | 2 for $35

Seating is limited - advance purchase recommended
 CLICK HERE or call 212-868-4444