NAKED GIRLS READING presents LOVE STINKS
Thursday, February 17 at 8:00 pm

As the old saying goes, '"Tis better to have loved and lost your clothes, than never to have loved at all." NAKED GIRLS READING NYC presents LOVE STINKS, an all-new evening of in-the-buff readings of some of literature's greatest heartbreaks.

Nasty Canasta is joined by burlesque superstars Bunny Love and Peekaboo Pointe plus The Naked Librarian, Barbara Gordon (yes, she's an actual librarian!), as the Naked Girls tackle Valentines' Day fallout in the best way possible: with gorgeous naked women reading from some of the best stories of failed romance ever written. Featured pieces will include selections from Huffington Post bad boy Andrew Shaffer's latest book, Philosophers Who Failed At Love; anti-love poetry by William Shakespeare and Elizabeth Barrett Browning; breakup letters collected by the Naked Girls themselves; and more.

Guests to the salon are invited to relax in the plush velvet upstairs lounge at Madame X and sip a drink (sample the Grudge F*ck, a cocktail specially created to compliment the poetry of heartache) as Nasty, Bunny, Peekaboo and Barbara celebrate the literature of lost love!

at Madame X - 94 W. Houston St., NYC

Tickets: $25 reserved seating (includes one drink) | $15 standing room
or bring a friend (or enemy) with the $ 40 "Misery Loves Company" package:
reserved seating + cocktails for 2

Seating is limited - advance purchase recommended

NAKED GIRLS READING SCI-FI STRIKES BACK
Thursday, January 27 at 8:00 pm

We have seen the future. The future is naked. The future is now. Naked Girls Reading NYC once again explores strange new worlds of literature as New York's "Best Story Hour" (The Village Voice Best of NY 2010) presents SCI-FI STRIKES BACK.

Nasty Canasta leads an all-star cast of exhibitionists on an entirely new voyage beyond the stars: B.B. Heart, Lady Scoutington and Velocity Chyaldd will read selections from sci-fi masterpieces by Arthur C. Clarke, Isaac Asimov, Margaret Atwood, Fred C. Smale and more. Watching these women read naked is like a utopian vision of a perfect future; in fact, a few of them are so perfect they may not be quite ... human.

Bring a clone or loved one and raise a glass of Tranya (a special terrestrial version of the classic Star Trek cocktail will be available at the bar) while Nasty, B.B., Scout and Velocity celebrate the literature of a galaxy far, far away at Naked Girls Reading SCI-FI STRIKES BACK!

at Madame X - 94 W. Houston St., NYC
Tickets: $25 reserved seating (includes one drink) | $20 standing room
Seating is limited - advance purchase recommended