Thursday, February 17 at 8:00 pm

As the old saying goes, '"Tis better to have loved and lost your clothes, than never to have loved at all." NAKED GIRLS READING NYC presents LOVE STINKS, an all-new evening of in-the-buff readings of some of literature's greatest heartbreaks.

Nasty Canasta is joined by burlesque superstars Bunny Love and Peekaboo Pointe plus The Naked Librarian, Barbara Gordon (yes, she's an actual librarian!), as the Naked Girls tackle Valentines' Day fallout in the best way possible: with gorgeous naked women reading from some of the best stories of failed romance ever written. Featured pieces will include selections from Huffington Post bad boy Andrew Shaffer's latest book, Philosophers Who Failed At Love; anti-love poetry by William Shakespeare and Elizabeth Barrett Browning; breakup letters collected by the Naked Girls themselves; and more.

Guests to the salon are invited to relax in the plush velvet upstairs lounge at Madame X and sip a drink (sample the Grudge F*ck, a cocktail specially created to compliment the poetry of heartache) as Nasty, Bunny, Peekaboo and Barbara celebrate the literature of lost love!

at Madame X - 94 W. Houston St., NYC

Tickets: $25 reserved seating (includes one drink) | $15 standing room
or bring a friend (or enemy) with the $ 40 "Misery Loves Company" package:
reserved seating + cocktails for 2

Seating is limited - advance purchase recommended